A woman with a bob is a woman with no fear
In this life, there are many things I won’t mess with: ouija boards, swans, the sea, girls who go hard for Lena Dunham, and most importantly, women with fuck ass bobs.
Cinematically, this has always been known. The psychological thriller genre is filled with strong, often emotionless women with razor-sharp bobs. From Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction, Amy Dunne in Gone Girl, to Annalise Keating in How To Get Away With Murder, it is the hair of the anti-hero. Blunt bobs, as psychologist Abra McField told Popsugar, “are used to signal strength, power, and hardness — an inability to break no matter what is going on in the world around them.”
A woman with a bob is a woman with no fear. As one Twitter user remarked: “[It’s] so major when a bitch has a bob. Like you don’t give a fuck…. walking around with that fuck ass bob. Somebody could call you Edna Mode right now & you don’t even care bitch. You’re everything.” She is everything!
The difference between a fuck ass bob and a regular ass bob is still heavily contested on the internet. So here’s our ranking of the best fuck ass bobs based on vibes alone.
Can’t get over their fuck ass bobs pic.twitter.com/SdaqxaWZQE
— tori (@doritenholm) August 5, 2023
THE MEN OF THE BEATLES
Men really weren’t afraid to rock a fuck ass bob in the 60s. Bring back real men!!!
RANKING: 6 out of 10 fuck asses for their dedication to all rock the same fuck ass bob.
KIM KARDASHIAN
When Kim wears a bob, you know she’s in her #girlboss robbing the poor era.
RANKING: 1 out of 10 fuck asses because her bob indicates that evil is afoot.
CLAIRE FROM FLEABAG
Our chic French babe! Fleabag not only taught us about the power of hair but about the power of changing your perception.
RANKING: 3 out of 10 fuck asses. I appreciate her attitude shift once she realised her bob was chic and French, but it really is an ugly ass bob.
ANNA WINTOUR
We could not have made this list without including Anna Wintour. She came out of the womb with that fuck ass bob. Her bob is its own person!
RANKING: 5 out of 10 fuck asses. I believe her bob carries many secrets, and I want to know them all, but I also think she (and her bob) are very wicked (not in the cool gen-z way).
THE KAREN
Infamous for her racism and bob, The Karen has inspired many white women, like those listed above, to join the fuck ass bob squad!
RANKING: 8 out of 10 fuck asses. It actually takes true dedication to sport a bob that ugly.
DORA THE EXPLORER
Many young people have gone through a fuck ass Dora the Explorer bob at one point in their life. It’s a canon event, actually.
RANKING: 7.5 out of 10 fuck asses. That bob gave Dora superpowers. Do you really think she could boss Boots around without it?!
AZEALIA BANKS, IN THAT ONE INTERVIEW WITH THE BREAKFAST CLUB
Watch the clip. There’s nothing more to be said on the matter.
RANKING: 9 out of 10 fuck asses. Watching her bob sway side to side during that interview was the gift that kept giving.
MARY J BLIGE
Mary J Blige’s blonde asymmetrical bob will go down in history as one of the most ICONIC hairstyles ever. NOBODY does it like her.
RANKING: 10 out of 10 fuck asses. She is Mother!
EDNA MODE
It’s important to give credit where credit is due. Edna Mode… you and your fuck ass bob will always be famous.
RANKING: 10 out of 10 fuck asses. The OG!!!
bob cat pic.twitter.com/QqtWcwdfTv
— Tweets of Cats (@TweetsOfCats) August 15, 2023
THIS CAT
When I first saw this cat, I thought, “Wow. Life really might be worth living.” Thank you for your service, cat with a fuck ass bob. I owe you everything.
RANKING: 8.9 out of 10 fuck asses. We need more cats in wigs immediately! Just for my own personal enjoyment.
that is a fuck ass ROBERT on her head https://t.co/9dKihnbfG2
— harAld (@h__smart) August 16, 2023
LANA DEL REY
Lana Del Rey was recently seen sporting not a bob but what the internet calls a Robert. Some people think she might be storing vapes in her fuck ass Robert, and I for one, hope she is <3
RANKING: 11 out of 10 fuck asses. Just because she looked so happy in all the clips showing off her lil Robberto.